Mamaspeakin'

The day I realized I was going to be a mother, I never dreamed things like the following would flow daily from my mouth like raindrops in a thunderstorm.

"Young Lady, we do NOT use peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to wipe
our bellies with."

Even more distant in my realization of what motherhood is really about...this was not the strangest part of my day today.